February 2012
13 posts
indigachristy:
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s...
January 2012
80 posts
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
betterthand0pesh1t:
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
being the ugliest out out your group of friends.
wealldeservetodie:
being the stupidest out out your group of friends.
The only reason Sebastian is the captain of the...
